Overheard

At a bar the other day:

"These are my bitches and whores", said the drunk girl slung over the bar introducing her "posse" to other patrons, and she struggled to get her head off her plate of seafood.

The bartender responded" Do you want me to wrap that up, so maybe when you come out of your coma in two or three days you'll have something to eat?"

Sad, but funny.